Sad Republicans

Folks, you know I will not steer you wrong. This is a dull video right up until about a minute twenty seconds in. Then? Well, let’s just say I licked my monitor.

Hungry for dim people being Sad? Here you go!

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part three. Yeesh. Look up and see the new America once in awhile dude. It’s awesome out here!

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part three. Yeesh. Look up and see the new America once in awhile dude. It’s awesome out here!

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part two.

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part two.

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part one.

Hiding from reality in his cell phone on election night. Part one.

I count 32 white Sads, but it’s hard to tell because I’m drunk on their tears. 
Oh hey! Fun game! Find the bowtie!

I count 32 white Sads, but it’s hard to tell because I’m drunk on their tears.

Oh hey! Fun game! Find the bowtie!

President Obama taking the concession call from Romney!
"I’m sorry, can you repeat that Governor? I just want to hear the word conceed one more time, k?"

President Obama taking the concession call from Romney!

"I’m sorry, can you repeat that Governor? I just want to hear the word conceed one more time, k?"

Oil speculation and junk bond short-sellers of the future have a Sad.

Oil speculation and junk bond short-sellers of the future have a Sad.

Hahahahahahahaha. The VIP and candidate family seats. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahaha. The VIP and candidate family seats. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Failure looms outside the window, ready to consume their hopes and dreams like a black hole of despair. We will then feed on it in our expensive espresso and chick pea burgers. Is that going too far?

Failure looms outside the window, ready to consume their hopes and dreams like a black hole of despair. We will then feed on it in our expensive espresso and chick pea burgers. Is that going too far?